World Cup Loons 2002
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Worst Haircut Ronnie and his divot
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Worst foul Pinto Mexy Marquez’s double butt, on Kobi Jones
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Best Bafta / simulation RivaldoFred’s dive in the Greyhound Pub.
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Best fans Red Army |
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Best TV ad Have It / John Smiths Tango "hit of the whole fruit"
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Top gamble 40/1, 33/1, 25/1, 16/1, 14/1 Brazil & Ronnie (all landed) |
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Best own goal Agoos for the Septics. |
Best Headline You must be Joakin Spain v Korea
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Worst TV commentator Turnip Arghhhhh |
Dazed and confused Veron Ken The Bookie
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Worst TV pundit Gazza and his £10K bar bill
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The early ferry France |
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Best TV pundit Wrighty |
Top Babe The Kiss (Brazilian)
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Worst Ref performance Cowboy Dallas (jock)Nigerian Lino & Rimoz
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Best Sub Manziz |
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Best Ref Performance The Skull
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Worst Sub Inamoto |
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Best Goal Salif Diao, Senegal Vs. Denmark |
Metatarsal Aware The Guezzy Coach when he limped off on crutches.
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The Roy Keane Award "Missing in action" Veron
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Butterfingers Kahn |
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Best Goal Celebration Senegal
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The Big Girls Blouse Klose |
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Top Man Ronnie |
W/shop Own Goal "A Desailley"3600 minutes of footy and no work
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Ultimate Dickhead Sebb Blatter
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The Tarantino Italian Gusher Beck’s elbow on Argy
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Best Save Marcos in the Final Nigerian, Schole’s volley
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The Arsene Wenger "I couldn’t see it"Seamen/Ronaldinhio
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The "Weston" Supermare "Figwho" |
Reducers Cup Marquez 5 x Turks Vs Denilson
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The Shaggy, it wasn’t meRoger "Rabbit" Lemerre
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Top Survivor Kobi Jones |
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Top Winge Italy
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Worse Pens Irish Team Harte & Connoly
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Rock Star Award Tears for Fears (Senegal coach) Laurie Hole (Cameroon coach) "because I’m worth it".
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The "Shlong" Award The 19" Nigerian Goaly |
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The Ultimate Minger Ken The Bookie |
Best Joke Ronnie’s onside but his teeth have got The flag (Martyn)
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Drugged and Fixed Belgium #11 Verheyen Belgium Vs Brazil
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World Cup Oracle Lee 38 points Johnny 33 points Martyn 23 points |
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